Shocking: Stories Trending While I Was Away

Tunde Kelani, Cynthia of Naijacynth blog

I know some of us are still in the spirit of the Christmas season well, not for me because holiday is over for me and I am back in town and to work also. My sincere apologies to all NCblog readers for my MIA (Missing In Action) behaviour, it was due to circumstances beyond my control. Now focusing on the matter on the table, I came back to hear some very eye popping stories (thanks to my ever gossip loving friends and the internet) that I can not begin to imagine,making me wonder whether my Nigeria is heading to the top, bottom or static. Oh yeah, that's me on the pic above with film maker Tunde Kelani on our first meet. I put up the pic for a reason which you will find out after the cut

So, I got to hear disturbing stories about a female banker cutting her husband penis private part to being warned about the new blackish green  instead of pure juice content inside the 5-Alive pack, film maker Tunde Kelani playing a house boy role for the 007' actor Piers Brosnan in a popula flick titled Mr Johnson, Lynxx Utunu of Syndicate Records in his recent interview with Trace Urban claiming to have dated the ever sexy international hit maker Rihanna, Melvin Oduah of BBA- The Chase drawing inspiration from looking at Genevive's facial expression (Make Don Jazzy Dbanj catch you). As if it was not sad enough, did you also hear about the sudden death of Wole Soyinka's daughter 'Iyetade' resulting from an undisclosed ailment? (God rest her soul) and topping chart for me is scientists claiming to have discovered a drug that blocks AIDS. Meanwhile the Federal Government will be spending a huge some of N1.52Bn in 2014 to maintain presidential jets. hmm... well, I hope that I did not make you choke at the mention of that amount of money considering you must have spent the bulk of your money (which is in no way close to this large sum)  for the Christmas jamboree and might be broke by now. May I have you know that 2014 will be drama full, just grab a seat and pop corn or better still join the moving money train, please try to stay alive in any of the choices you make my people. Happy new year in advance.